What My Mother Taught Me

I don't know who authored this but It gave me a good laugh...


My mother taught me LOGIC
LIKE- "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me."


My mother taught me MEDICINE
LIKE- "If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way"


My mother taught me ESP
LIKE- "Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?"


My mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE
Like- "Where’s your brother and don’t talk with food in tour mouth. Now answer me."


My mother taught me HUMOR
Like- "When that lawnmower cuts your toes off, don’t come running to me."


My mother taught me CONSEQENCES
Like- "You’re grounded and this is what is best for you. You’ll thank me one day."